Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
Can we just talk about the default Netflix profile picture
wanna watch a movie
If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.
when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
Part of me just wants to cuddle with you until we fall asleep and part of me wants to make you moan until your lungs give out
imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team
Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.
id rather get the hair and makeup team
I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water
the academy award goes to me for acting like i give a fuck