partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards?? 

• someone: what's the farthest you've ever gone?
• me: to the kitchen

marauderspygmypuff:

staygolddylan:

comixed-reactions:

THE 50TH TRAILER IS HERE.

THIS IS STILL AMAZING (but it was more epic before ‘The Name of the Doctor’.

mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

sssssskins:

why are nipples so important like you could have as much boob out as you want but as soon as there’s nipple involved all hell breaks loose

rrrowr:

#they’re all children

kill-natalie:

do you ever realize that we spend our days hoping imaginary people will kiss each other

do you ever just wanna kinda pack up and leave out of the blue without saying anything to anyone like just leave and start a new life thousands of miles away because i think i would love to do that wow

• me: *seductively runs hand through hair*
• me: *seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

youredoingalrightkid:

themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:

dolphitler:

themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:

roses are black
violets are black
im blind

blind people are going to find this offensive

I don’t think blind people are going to find anything

consultingsuperhusbands:

strictly-sherlock:

thorkitastic:

ladyvesper:

Wait a second

did he go

to the awards

on the train?

FUCKING SHITJ HSE DID

Petition to tell Tom Hiddleston to stop raising the bar so high for humanity.

girls don’t like boys

girls like celebrities old enough to be their parents

the amount of people i would marry without a seconds hesitation is quite worrying

perlockholmes:

idso:

cumbermums:

cumbercrieff:

_{Benedict Cumberbatch - 2004 vs 2013}

Awww…

he does age well doesn’t he?

Like fine wine… Wine you want to have sex with