pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

465033 1 day ago via / source

toocooltobehipster:

i hate when guys are like “guys can’t wear makeup, if we’re ugly there’s nothing we can do”

like yes you can wear makeup???? literally nobody is stopping you lol

27754 1 day ago via / source

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

427390 1 day ago via / source

lanashiftdelrey:

friends: how can u still wear black, its summer

me:

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23676 1 day ago via / source

exasperatingme:

a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:

nahshaw:

true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut

the female mind is a very strange place.

No one’s denying it

446671 2 days ago via / source
me: *plots out entire novel, mentally writes 500 pages of dialogue, and deeply develops primary and secondary characters whilst driving*
me: *opens microsoft word* wait, what?
123397 2 days ago via / source

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

201422 2 days ago via / source

sloth-grunge:

“why do humor bloggers even care if people from school find their blog, it’s not like you have anything to hide”

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129024 2 days ago via / source

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

313789 2 days ago via / source

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

214533 2 days ago via / source

harryedward:

how to get a thigh gap

step 1: open ur legs 

step 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

153241 2 days ago via / source

arabellesicardi:

rpattz ALS challenge video is my favorite because it’s the worst. so, basically, in character and totally predictable.  

39474 2 days ago via / source

kruel-kid:

me:

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you:

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48125 2 days ago via / source

daveygillywillymour:

"how many times are you going to listen to that song" until the void in my heart is filled

291750 2 days ago via / source

feelmyoats:

ina garten knows exactly how to kill us all

21564 2 days ago via / source
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