jean-valkirstein:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

don’t dead open inside

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gryfindortower:

intense concentration coming from everyone in this photo

174668 1 day ago via / source
parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids
parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER
167912 1 day ago via / source

plumblesbumbles:

at the pet store like

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when i'm attracted to a guy character: you stupid nerd i love u i wanna kiss
when i'm attracted to a girl character: oh my god you beautiful queen you are untouchable pls step on me
26671 1 day ago via / source

trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

315183 1 day ago via / source

awwww-cute:

My dogs tried to trade me a hibiscus flower and a tennis ball, for the snack I was eating

49676 1 day ago via / source

I just wanna kick it with someone who has good taste in music and doesn’t give a fuck about much, like me.

12872 1 day ago via / source

krvsty:

peacocks look like they speak french

177576 1 day ago via / source

dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

557984 1 day ago via / source
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my-d1vineright:

nachalibre:

uncle phil does not play

Word to Uncle Phil

100446 2 days ago via / source

lavdear:

theuppitynegras:

crockercorp:

does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this

WAIT WHAT

382938 5 days ago via / source

carryonmy-assbutt:

jeriais:

twisterthecat:

do you think Magneto gets tan lines from his helmet

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