Erwin: is that a knife in your pants or are you just happy to see me-
Erwin: IT'S A KNIFE. DEFINITELY A KNIFE.
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doctorf:

don’t even try to tell me Erwin doesn’t get along with the kids in town.
also

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dream-roxy:

GOTTA GO FAST

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weNT 2 FAST

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the-truth-awaits:

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princedoki:

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jesUSU CHRIST

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lepreas:

yeah i have ocd,

obsessive cock desire

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chepibola:

when your mum makes you try on clothes you don’t like

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hanji-zoe:

what’s funny is when levi is depicted as being this just-below-average height hero in fanart when in reality he just

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he’s as tall standing up as erwin sitting down

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Title: Erwin/Levi "If you were gay" Parody

Album: Happy Valentine's Day
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askerwinvoice:

Our true feelings for one another are expressed at last. But please keep in mind we don’t sing… We COMMAND.

OOC: Happy Valentine’s Day! I was Erwin.
Levi was the awesome asklevivoice!
Download it HERE

Singing lyrics:

If you were gay, that’d be okay. I mean ‘cause, hey,
I’d like you anyway. Because you see if it were me,
I would feel free to say that I was gay
(But I’m not gay.)

If you were queer, I’d still be here, year after year,
because you’re dear to me, and I know that you
would accept me too, if I told you today
"Hey! Guess what? I’m gay!"
(But I’m not gay.)

I’m happy just being with you.
so what should it matter to me what you do
in bed with guys?

If you were gay, I’d shout, Hooray!
and here I’d stay, but I wouldn’t get in your way.
You can count on me to always be
beside you every day, to tell you it’s okay,
you were just born that way, and, as they say,
It’s in your DNA, You’re gay!
(If you were gay.)

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channelmodern:

#it is not a true otp unless they have tried to kill each other at least once

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levioui:

everyone stop what you’re doing and think about levi with hiccups

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mommyheichou:

risahawkeye:

let’s play a game called am i calling you a little shit because i love you or because i actually think you’re a little shit

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irvinsbolo:

bigbardafree:

HOW IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK WERE PEOPLE TRYING TO INTERPRET THIS IN ANY OTHER WAY THAN “WOW WE SURE ARE GAY”

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HOW

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wheelbreaks-thebutterfly:

My favorite part of Eren and Armin’s friendship is the “don’t drop that durka durk” joke and it’s not even canon

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mmephisto:

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