sherlockismyholmesboy:

well one of us is going to have to go home and change

26955 13 hours ago via / source

chromeofficial:

when u hear someone singing frozen in public

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145159 13 hours ago via / source

musicalsquidling:

Same

183095 13 hours ago via / source

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

262128 13 hours ago via / source

clementinefemme:

repeat after me: 

  • virginity is a social construct 
  • you don’t lose your virginity 
  • there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept 
  • virginity is inherently heterocentric 
  • your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
  • what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with 
  • the end 
261284 14 hours ago via / source

A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

173231 15 hours ago via / source

help-me-yes:

white people talking about other ethnicities be like
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white people talking about themselves be like
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90985 16 hours ago via / source

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

70519 18 hours ago via / source

sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

338855 18 hours ago via / source

putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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293089 18 hours ago via / source
19887 18 hours ago via / source

wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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68289 18 hours ago via / source

bled:

Let’s watch a horror movie so I can get scared and ride your dick for comfort

41836 18 hours ago via / source

giliananderson:

date a girl who’s me 

74783 18 hours ago via / source

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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168964 18 hours ago via / source
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